What’s Worth Buying From Goop’s $181,430+ Father’s Day Gift Guide

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Father’s Day is creeping up fast, and if you haven’t found a gift yet, don’t panic. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle site goop just dropped its annual Father’s Day gift guide, and it’s equal parts luxe, unexpected, and totally dad-worthy.

This year’s roundup features 33 gifts with a total value of (wait for it) $181,430. We did the math so you don’t have to. Among the highlights: a $449 red light therapy hat that discreetly boosts hair growth, $550 compression boots that scream “high-tech recovery,” and an actual Louis Vuitton monogrammed pinball machine—because why not?

But not everything will max out your credit card. There’s a pair of New Balance sneakers for stylish dads, $60 sleep glasses that claim to boost melatonin, and a dry-aged Wagyu tomahawk steak that basically says “I love you” in beef form.

Whether you’re shopping for a wellness junkie, a foodie, or a guy who loves a good gadget, Goop’s gift guide has something that’ll make him smile. And if he’s obsessed? Go ahead and tell Gwyneth she nailed it.