Alana Haim Chooses a Team in ‘Summer House’ Love Triangle Drama

It’s a shame those four NASA astronauts just blasted off for a trip around the moon, because the drama on Bravo’s Summer House is so out of control this season you might need an astrophysics degree just to keep it all straight.

Luckily, we have The Drama co-star Haim guitarist Alana Haim to help us sort the sordid mess all out. During a visit to Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday night (April 1), self-described Summer House superfan Haim was asked by host Andy Cohen to weigh in on the headline-grabbing interpersonal spectacle between Ciara Miller, West Wilson and Amanda Batula on the hit New York-based reality series.

“Before we even begin, I had to make a shirt before I got here,” Haim proclaimed as she reached behind her to grab the bespoke white T-shirt she fashioned to proclaim her allegiance, slipping it on over her neon green dress to loud applause. “I’m just going to put it on so you know what it says because I’m very, very passionate about this. I am … Team Ciara,” she proclaimed proudly as she showed off her team affiliation in sparkly letters across her chest.

“All the way,” she added. “Here’s the thing … people on the street are asking me like, ‘You have to explain this drama.’ And it’s, like, giving me life every day.” Cohen said people are so spun up about the drama that he could hardly get to dinner in the city the night before and TMZ showed up at his son’s school that morning looking for any angle on the story.

“It’s blown everything up,” Haim said about the recent season 10 confirmation from Batula and Wilson that they are dating, which, pay attention, has caused a huge rift since Batula and Miller were formerly BFFs and Miller and Wilson started dating in season eight. “The thing is, we watched Ciara confide in Amanda about West and we watched them kind of fall in love again this season,” she explained like one of those detectives in a procedural mapping out a love crime with a red string evidence board.

“So I thought, ‘Oh, they’re getting back together, right?’,” Haim said. “You never betray a girl like that. That’s your girl. It’s your best friend. It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter and I hope, I hope, I pray that they sat her down and told her before the news came out. And I hope, I hope I pray that cameras were up.”

Watch Haim choose sides below.